chubbycartwheels:

glam-pire:

kararikue:

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

no I did

Now my tumblr is perfect.

chubbycartwheels:

glam-pire:

kararikue:

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

no I did

Now my tumblr is perfect.

(via satanspinkpanties)

wizardmonlives:

the ghost has the salt
where is your god now

wizardmonlives:

the ghost has the salt

where is your god now

(via satanspinkpanties)

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

(via satanspinkpanties)

justgo-up:

thousands of flower petals covering a town, blasted from a neighboring volcano, in Costa Rica.


photographer Nick Meek.
commercial shot for Sony.

(via moustacheyouaboutthemurder)

Two best friends say the same embarrassing thing to their dates on two unrelated occasions and they subsequently blame the other, because surely the other is incredibly influential over them, so naturally it’s all their fault.

thebigbadwolfe:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

ultrafacts:

More facts? Visit the Ultrafacts Blog

I bet its only called shadow biosphere because someone was smart enough not to name it the Shadow realm. 

Dude the gay swans and the spirit world are crazy shit

(via moustacheyouaboutthemurder)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via cdrmanamana)

It’s all fun and games until you start shipping a blonde and a brunette together.

asker

Anonymous asked: how would you describe your cock?

soldierofexodus:

soldierofinquisition:

Stop reblogging ths OMFG

bbcatemysoul:

things that are NEVER said when people think a het pairing will become canon:

"why do you have to sexualize everything?"

"you just want to see them fuck"

"you’re disrespecting the actors"

"you’re delusional"

"no one wants to see that"

"they should leave it purely ambiguous and subtextual"

so, yeah, if you say them about a queer pairing i’m about 9000% certain you’re being homophobic no matter what excuses you make

(via cdrmanamana)